Aphobia.

I don't have irrational fears. I have very rational fear.

For example:

Sharks don't scare me from ever going into the ocean. If I saw a shark next to me in the ocean, I would freak out. I fear sharks because they deserve my fear. In every fair, head-to-head match up of me versus a shark. I lose.

I don't fear commitment, I fear committing to the wrong thing. I'm fine with commitment, but when we're talking about committing my life to a career... yea, I freak out a little bit.

I don't mind heights. I mind dangling off of things at those heights. I could jump from a plane and enjoy the free fall. Its the 15 minute ride, attached by strings to a giant cloth sheet, that was just thrown out of a backpack, that I mind.

I don't fear snakes or spiders. I fear venom that can kill you.

I don't fear clowns. I fear the people that think its okay to look and act like that. Its not okay clowns. Its weird.

I'll tell you what I love though. Faithful blog readers. Over 1000 hits. Its not going to be made into a movie anytime soon, but I appreciate you reading this nonsense.