With a new year, comes new things to fear. Here now my (completely accurate, well reasoned) list of things to fear in 2011.
5. Acronyms. TMI. LOL. BRB. NYE (really?). English is a goner. On a side note, I can't wait for next C.
4. Obama wanting the rich to help the poor. Plays right into the Devil's hands.
3. Earthquakes. I hope I just jinxed it.
2. National Debt. Its so new and foreign to us, the end is near.
1. Muslim Zombies. God help us all.
I hope we all make it safely to 2012... Oh. Right...
