With a new year, comes new things to fear. Here now my (completely accurate, well reasoned) list of things to fear in 2011.
5. Acronyms. TMI. LOL. BRB. NYE (really?). English is a goner. On a side note, I can't wait for next C.
4. Obama wanting the rich to help the poor. Plays right into the Devil's hands.
3. Earthquakes. I hope I just jinxed it.
2. National Debt. Its so new and foreign to us, the end is near.
1. Muslim Zombies. God help us all.
I hope we all make it safely to 2012... Oh. Right...
You're such a night owl.
ReplyDelete1. Love Zombies, no matter their origin...they're dead & don't bother me
2. National debt sucks and is here to stay...your welcome future people
3. After SURVIVING the big '71 quake I say "BRING IT"
4. And to tie in 4 & 5....WWJD?????